Caz commented a couple of posts back about my habit of leaving crucial details out when I write film reviews. As it turned out, I missed the rather heavy sarcasm in her comments, but still, it was a good point. So now, as a public service, I thought I'd write the perfect film review. Or, to put it another way, I thought I'd offer my
readers a chance to write the perfect film review while I sit back and not write a thing.
Five stars
is five stars too many.Screening in all
shithouse good cinemas now.
Oh jeeeeezzz!
ReplyDeleteNow I'm jealous.
How the hell did you do that?
*Sniff*
I got the code from javascript.internet.com and adapted it. Turns out it's quite simple - I can mail it through to you if you like.
ReplyDeleteI think Pajiba and TWOP should be build your own review sites just like that. Genius
ReplyDeleteIt's like a choose-yr-own adventure story! Could you do a Limerick one?
ReplyDeleteThere was a [adjective] [noun] from [noun],
Who [verb] [personal possessive pronoun] [noun] all [noun rhyming with last word of previous line].
And then the rest.
I'll give you a dollar.
A LIMERICK version. Now that's a question!
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of another long-planned project of mine, a Choose Your Own Adventure Bible.
And Killerrabit, thanks - I hope you take it as a compliment to hear that I had to resort to google twice to make sense of your comment.
What? You don't know Pajiba? It is quite delightful and very funny at times if sometimes a little too fond of itself. I like to make people Google things....my work here is done.
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