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Kids - say yes to drugs!
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No, no, never, never, never, never, never - well, sometimes.
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What do you mean, there's a gigantic arachnid standing behind my...
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What interesting opinions you have: they resemble mine.
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You stand there and look like an actor, and I'll look non-descript.
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Try to blend in with the place by making a noise like a brick wall.
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Uncle Melchior - please don't eat that!
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Don 't trust numbers, you can't count on them.
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Don't use words - say what you mean!
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You are mediocre, at best, at being mediocre - I'm much better...
Kids - say yes to drugs!
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No, no, never, never, never, never, never - well, sometimes.
3.
What do you mean, there's a gigantic arachnid standing behind my...
4.
What interesting opinions you have: they resemble mine.
5.
You stand there and look like an actor, and I'll look non-descript.
6.
Try to blend in with the place by making a noise like a brick wall.
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Uncle Melchior - please don't eat that!
8.
Don 't trust numbers, you can't count on them.
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Don't use words - say what you mean!
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You are mediocre, at best, at being mediocre - I'm much better...
Such pith in one who is so not an orange.
ReplyDeleteEven a twit contains wit, that's how I describe myself.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure I'd be sharing that.
ReplyDeleteEven someone dumb contains ... um..
ReplyDeleteThat's what I'm likely to say!
Your first line reminded me of the line in "Love Actually"
"Kids - don't buy drugs. Become a rockstar and they give them to you for free!"
Every discovery begins with a disco.
ReplyDeleteDon't dis the disco.
ReplyDeleteOr, as someone in a company business might say, don't diss the co.
ReplyDeleteOn Great Disses I Have Known, I quote one Woody Allen: "I had heard that 'commentary' and 'dissent' had merged and formed 'dysentery'."
ReplyDeletethere is nothing suggestive in the prude containing the RUDE i would like to state for the record.
ReplyDeletePrude is not rude
it is just a coincidence
If you rearrange the letters of 'PRUDENT', you also get 'nude'.
ReplyDeleteWe live in a fallen world, Prude, a fallen world...
It is so sad we has a world where you cannot have a bit of prude without some rude. And no prudent without some nude or nuder.
ReplyDeleteAnd no chastity without tits.
It is truly decadent.
Decadent has a CAD in it!