Monday, October 29, 2007

Sentences

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Kids - say yes to drugs!

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No, no, never, never, never, never, never - well, sometimes.

3.
What do you mean, there's a gigantic arachnid standing behind my...

4.
What interesting opinions you have: they resemble mine.

5.
You stand there and look like an actor, and I'll look non-descript.

6.
Try to blend in with the place by making a noise like a brick wall.

7.
Uncle Melchior - please don't eat that!

8.
Don 't trust numbers, you can't count on them.

9.
Don't use words - say what you mean!

10.
You are mediocre, at best, at being mediocre - I'm much better...

11 comments:

  1. Such pith in one who is so not an orange.

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  2. Even a twit contains wit, that's how I describe myself.

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  3. I'm not sure I'd be sharing that.

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  4. Even someone dumb contains ... um..

    That's what I'm likely to say!

    Your first line reminded me of the line in "Love Actually"

    "Kids - don't buy drugs. Become a rockstar and they give them to you for free!"

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  5. Every discovery begins with a disco.

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  6. Don't dis the disco.

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  7. Or, as someone in a company business might say, don't diss the co.

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  8. On Great Disses I Have Known, I quote one Woody Allen: "I had heard that 'commentary' and 'dissent' had merged and formed 'dysentery'."

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  9. there is nothing suggestive in the prude containing the RUDE i would like to state for the record.

    Prude is not rude

    it is just a coincidence

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  10. If you rearrange the letters of 'PRUDENT', you also get 'nude'.

    We live in a fallen world, Prude, a fallen world...

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  11. It is so sad we has a world where you cannot have a bit of prude without some rude. And no prudent without some nude or nuder.

    And no chastity without tits.

    It is truly decadent.

    Decadent has a CAD in it!

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