Thursday, December 27, 2007

Seen on the noticeboard of the Alice Springs IGA

FOR SALE: 4 YEAR OLD DIAMONDBACK SNAKE

VERY HEALTHY
BIG EATER
MUST HAVE SNAKE EXPERIENCE
AND PERMIT

Me: Can I buy those in bulk? Do you get many orders at Christmas?
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3 comments:

  1. Maria10:46 pm

    I think I fulfil requirements.

    I'm Very Healthy.

    I'm a Big Eater. In fact I've eaten quite a number of Bigs recently, just check my chart for my daily intake of Bigs.

    I have snake experience!

    And permit ... what?

    I permit some things, but not all. It's not errh ... wise to be too permissive! Specially round snake-types.

    That's what my snake experience has taught me.

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  2. Deadman12:08 am

    I think we need to hear more about Maria's snake-handling experience!

    ;o)>

    Hey Tim!

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  3. TimT2:54 pm

    Not mentioned is the snake owner's name for the beast: it only comes at the name 'Fluffy Wuffy'...

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