Saturday, July 19, 2008

Thankfully, no

I can sing a carols, but can Carol sing Timothys?

I can roam the dales all day long, but can Dale roam the Timothys?

I can wear trilbies on my head, but do Trilbys wear Timothys on theirs?

I can put Martins on my feet, but do Martins ever put Timothys on theirs?

I can romp in the clover, but does Clover ever romp in the Timothys?

I can do things in any number of johns, but can John do things in any number of Timothys?

No, no, no, no, no and again no.

These all seem to be, thankfully, quite one-sided arrangements.

12 comments:

  1. It should be noted that technically, you can romp amongst the Timothy. But that's about it.

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  2. "I can sing a carols, but can Carol sing Timothys?"

    I think Carol can sing "Ayes"

    Or she can eye "Sings".

    Whatever.

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  3. "I can do things in any number of johns, but can John do things in any number of Timothys?"

    WYD celebrations are still on.

    I'm sure the details of the arrangements of the many things that Tim does in the john, and what John does in Timothy can be left to be revealed ... later.

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  4. Maybe it's like the mountain and Mohammed. If Timothy doesn't go to the john, then the John will go to Timothy...

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  5. I've never roamed the Timothys, that's true but then I've never been roamed by a Timothy either.

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  6. All Timothys lead to roam.

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  7. is there some flirtation in there somewhere?

    i believe if she was invited, dale would roam the timothys with glee.

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  8. When you engage in punning as I do I'm afraid that many puns can end up seemming that way.

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  9. I can just see the next cover of Girlfriend. Are you a Binge Flirter?

    **Sorry Bloggers, I'm just fresh from Dr Harlot's blog and now I see everything in terms of a "binge", for example the haloumi roast vegetables just out of the oven.

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  10. Goodness Gemma, you do make me sound bad. I don't even know how to flirt.

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  11. Did you hear about the chap who walked into a bar and asked the barman for a double entendre - and the barman gave him one?

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  12. The funny thing about a double entendre is that it can only mean three things, as Ronnie Barker once didn't say.

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