Saturday, August 30, 2008

Comments about unrelated but terribly important matters

Sometimes when I have music playing and I have to leave the house, I leave it on anyway. It's as if I say "amuse yourself while I'm out." I think my house is better for the music being left on. I did it this morning.

I'm going on a prune bender. Prunes are delicious. You should eat them more often. I think I'll have one now. Yum!

Clouds, daffodils, mountains, lovers, children, trees: these have all had things written about them. But what about gutters, nose-picking, scowls, dandruff, swamps, turtles, toads, mud and, yes, even broccoli? Poems about these things are not so popular. Poets have got a lot to answer for.

When I went to work yesterday, it was hardly cold at all, and the sky was a monotonous blue. Then I got in and found M and R saying to one another "Bring on spring! Bring on summer!" Please. It's bad enough that winter's ending without having to think about the coming heat-death. I hate summer.

8 comments:

  1. The influence of one N Cavenagh on your eating habits is becoming all too apparent.

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  2. If N and I share an enthusiasm for the eating of prunes, then that's all to the good, but I assure you, it's an independent addiction.

    Would you like a prune?

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  3. Prunes are disgusting.

    Winter is miserable.

    I vomited while being made to eat prunes and custard as a small child. Haven't eaten prunes since. My mother had the good sense to never serve them to me again.

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  4. Anonymous3:04 pm

    T.S. Eliot wrote about gutters[1], and W.H. Auden about nose-picking[2]. So it's not as bad as you think.

    [1] Preludes, 1917.
    [2] Tell Me the Truth About Love, 1938.

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  5. True, but I'll not be satisfied until they rename buttercups and butterflies guttercups and gutterflies.

    I guess there's always gutter journalism.

    And I had no idea prunes could cause such a reaction!

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  6. Having a pet makes the whole leaving things on thing seem a little less crazy..even if the pet is only a fish.

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  7. Anonymous2:48 pm

    at last i know where i can find
    a friend a soul a mate
    together we can stand and sing
    it's summer that we hate

    holding hands in common joy
    swishing past the grate
    dancing round the fireplace
    it's summer that we hate

    and when they point and smirk our way
    when giggles test our fate
    never fear for we know best
    its summer that we hate

    with matching scarves
    it's ne'er too late
    to join in honest outcry
    its summer summer summer summer
    its summer that we hate

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  8. Sooooo, you're going to get a bit tetchy about the whole global warming thing then Wanderer?

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