Personally I prefer a cello over gravel (which is an even nicer voice when it belongs to a woman), but I understand that it would take a lot of whiskey to achieve it.
No violins were harmed in the making of this metaphor...
Did the violin apologise to the gravel?
It was too stoned to do anything about it.
Violin.Gently.Dragged.Gravel.Nope.Not *hearing* the voice.This is one for Myth Busters, for sure.
Personally I prefer a cello over gravel (which is an even nicer voice when it belongs to a woman), but I understand that it would take a lot of whiskey to achieve it.
ReplyDeleteNo violins were harmed in the making of this metaphor...
ReplyDeleteDid the violin apologise to the gravel?
ReplyDeleteIt was too stoned to do anything about it.
ReplyDeleteViolin.
ReplyDeleteGently.
Dragged.
Gravel.
Nope.
Not *hearing* the voice.
This is one for Myth Busters, for sure.