Just what the hell is Santa smoking here? And doesn't he look just a little bit too freaking happy - positively
blissful, in fact? Doesn't he know how dangerous smoking is? Why, he could be locked up by the anti-smoking league for daring to smoke in front of children! But then again, maybe it's not tobacco he's smoking. He still looks a bit too fat, though - far too obese to act as a father figure to children the world over. Santa Claus, the health freaks will be on to you, all right!
Merry Christmas, everyone!
That's a snow cone.
ReplyDeleteOf course.
It could be worse. It was either snow cones or ice.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Santa should swap to a crack pipe. Those guys are really skinny.
ReplyDeleteThank goodness Santa is fat, otherwise they couldn't get anyone in America to impersonate him.
ReplyDeleteOn a related note, Cow's word verification for this post is, stunningly,
flabbox. As in, Flab Box. ergh.
Moo-ry Christmas, Tim!
Moo!