Sing a song of internet...

The internet, described and summarised, in nineteen lines

This is the internet. Tim has a blog.
John uses Facebook, Twitter, and MySpace.
Jo mostly puts up pictures of her dog.

Jay thinks that she might give her site a flog.
She makes a comment over at John's place.
This is the internet. Tim has a blog.

John says that Jay is just a comment hog.
Kay says John's comments are a huge disgrace.
Jo mostly puts up pictures of her dog.

Jay says that John should just get off the grog.
John says that Kay should say it to his face.
This is the internet. Tim has a blog.

Kym sends a link to Polly and BigBob.
They all join in the comments and give chase.
Jo mostly puts up pictures of her dog.

Confusion falls upon them like a fog.
They shout and sob. It is a woeful case.
This is the internet. Tim has a blog.
Jo mostly puts up pictures of her dog.