Half-arsed poem
I'd rather half a bum than none.
I think I'll always fear
The prospect of no bum at all,
A rear-end with no rear.
Though if I had a half-arsed arse
My life would be quite crappy,
For cheek to cheek and bowel to bowel
Is what makes man most happy.
I'd rather half a bum than none.
I think I'll always fear
The prospect of no bum at all,
A rear-end with no rear.
Though if I had a half-arsed arse
My life would be quite crappy,
For cheek to cheek and bowel to bowel
Is what makes man most happy.
You speak, Timothy T, to one of the most fundamental questions.
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