Today, I ate two icecreams and measured a fridge. But just imagine if that had happened the other way around, and I'd measured an icecream and eaten two fridges. I'd probably be dead. But my blood sugar count would be down!
I suppose this means that fridges are a 'sometimes' food, not an 'always' food.
L.O.L
ReplyDeleteBut Tim, if you had eaten the fridges, where would you put the icecream?
ReplyDeleteFeeding on fridges is a frosty folly.
I bought them, down the street, as consolation for it being my first day back at work. Also, I wanted to check whether they (a Cornetto and a Magnum) were still tasty. (They were.)
ReplyDeleteHi Tim! Funny stuff you write. Yay! Is the pirate slam on tomorrow at The Alchemist? At 7pm? 7.30?
ReplyDeleteOK so its on tonight. My mistake. Will have to perform my pirate story at another open mic.
ReplyDeleteShiver me timbers! It is on tonight. It's terrible you can't make it! Joey/Crazy Elf changed the date on it last year because he thought Tuesday was better. I only learned about the change just before Chrissy! See you some other time!
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