Fun fairs for pessimists
Dreariment park - another name for an Unfunny Unfair. Opposite of amusement park.
Gloomy-go-square - what you ride on at the Unfunny Unfair.
House of horror - they don't have these. The whole Unfunny Unfair is the House of horror.
Violet Grumble - show food that you eat while riding on the Gloomy-go-square.
Show bags - These are what you come out of the Unfunny Unfair with. They're under your eyes.
I'll have a bag of violent grumbles please, choc coated.
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With chocolate honeygroan? Coming right up.
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