Put down the handkerchief and step slowly away from the car

It's fedoras at forty paces with the December issue of the ABC's Organic Gardener magazine:

TOXIC TEXTILES
Are your clothes a health hazard?

Also in this issue, we find a recipe section entitled 'Slow Food Joy', with what by all appearances seem to be quite normal recipes, only with the word 'slow' tacked on; an article on how gardeners can 'reconnect' with their own plot ('we've just been so distant lately! The strawberries aren't talking to me anymore!'); and a lady who makes her dresses out of leaves.

Oh, and if you want to mount a military campaign against caterpillars apparently flowers are the thing. Flower Power, comrade!