Cat has been outside, wanders in looking for food.
Human decides it is time for cat to stay inside, shuts doors and windows.
Cat eventually goes off to sleep.
CAT 0 - HUMAN 1
Cat wanders out into the loungeroom again, casting a casual glance over at the door every now and then.
Human tactfully ignores cat and carries on doing what it has been doing.
CAT 0 - HUMAN 2
Cat goes up to door and looks wistfully out.
Human continues to studiously ignore cat. It takes a great deal of effort.
CAT 0 - HUMAN 3
Human goes up to door that cat is staring out of. Happens to cast glance in direction of cat.
Cat immediately begins to stretch, flexing each leg, in a graceful and relaxed fashion.
As if in dream human opens door wide open and let's cat wander out.
CAT 100 POINTS - HUMAN 3 - CAT WINS!
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