The following conversation took place last night on Brunswick Street. The DRAMATIS PERSONAE I shall call ANNOYED YOUNG WOMAN, because she was, and SILLY OLD MAN, because he was, and TIM, because I probably am too.
SCENE: Tim is standing on Brunswick Street, waiting for a tram. A car comes up, slows down, and SILLY OLD MAN sticks his head out.
SILLY OLD MAN: Where's the Bar Humbug?
ANNOYED YOUNG WOMAN: (From the driver's seat) Bar OPEN!
TIM gesticulates vaguely in the direction of the Bar Open. Car disappears into the mists of the night. (Actually it parked round a corner). Nothing else happens. Oh, yeah....
FIN
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