Bringing us all together in these precious precious moments

That one time the Baron called me on the video thing on the iPhone when I was on the loo in the middle of doing what you do when you go to the loo and then proudly displayed me to everyone else in the house. That was a good time. Isn't it amazing how technology brings us all together?

 A POEM ABOUT ME GOING TO THE TOILET FOR DRAMATIC RECITATION AT DINNER PARTIES

I went to the dunny!

I went to the loo!

OOH! OOOH!

I went to the loo!

I went to the loo

And I did what you do -

WHEW! HUE!

I did what you do -

I did what you do,

I rattled the paper

TAPER! SCRAPER!

I rattled the paper.

I rattled the paper

I pressed the flush

GUSH! RUSH!

I pressed the flush.

I pressed the flush

And watched it go

OH! NO!

I watched it go!

Isn't it lovely?

Such togetherness

In the productions

Of my netherness.