Pub tongue twister....

Pub tongue twister - if you can recite it perfectly, then you clearly haven't had enough to drink.

The bald bard bawled

By the bad bard's bar

For the bald bard had brawled

With the bored bawd's bra*,

Til the big broad barman 

Barred the bard from the bar

So the bald bard bawled

By the.... blah blah blah blah. 

*Consensually.