New literary variations on the femme fatale (who, as everyone knows, lures unsuspecting men to their doom using her fatal femme wiles):
Em fatale: a mark of punctuation that lures unsuspecting men and women to their doom.
Phlegm fatale: a vomit that is so dense and chunky that it contains a black hole within it that draws men and women to their inevitable doom.
Ahem fatale: a verbal stumble during a talk that causes the talker to completely lose their place.
Femme unfatale: a temptress who lures unsuspecting men to their doom completely of their own free will, and then once they have met their doom, offers them a nice cup of tea.
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