COVID Christmas carols

I saw three ships come sailing in

In lockdown breach, in lockdown breach, 

I saw three ships come sailing in

In lockdown breach in the morning. 

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Hark, the Herald Angels sing - 

Stay inside and do nothing!

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Deck the halls with boughs of holly, 

Fa la la la la la la la la.

Partying would be a folly,

Fa la la la la la la la la.

Even singing could defeat us

Fa la la la la la la la la.

Keep your distance, several metres - 

Fa la la la la so very far. 

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I saw mummy kissing Santa Claus 

So I reported the bastards immediately to the local authorities.

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Maria durch ein Dornwald ging - 

Ausgangssperre!