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They say you can get a great deal of satisfaction from achieving your goals, and it's true, you know. I woke up this morning with a burn...

A haiku is a traditional Japanese form of poetry, consisting of 17 syllables in three lines. A senryu is a traditional Japanese form of poe...

I just got invited over email to a Melbourne thinker's club. Two things struck me about this: - So these are the guys who get all that t...

I saw Skippy in a backyard the other day. Well, I didn't know he was Skippy at the time, but then again, thanks to the limited brain cap...

Beautiful to Visit, Perfect to Forget It's a great place, is Australia - It's great. I'll tell you why - So full of towns you ca...

US company invents, sells sarcasm emoticon symbol SarcMark EVER wanted to send an email or document with a little sarcasm, but didn't wa...

Made up folk wisdom for the modern age If you want butterflies on your breadfruit, you'll have to do it yourself. Three pips past and an...

George Butterworth , Nigel Butterley - just two composers who happen to have butter in their names. Now just imagine if they were called Ge...

Somewhere between the 86 tram stop and the Dan O'Connell Hotel on Princes Street, on the side of an otherwise non-descript warehouse, yo...

An announcement - in which I'll let the Baron do the announcing. Likewise, my dear Baron, likewise.

Not one, not two, but three people reading on the train going in to work this morning. And that's not counting the guy reading over the ...

Svmer is icumen in. Lhude sing o fuc! Burneþ fire it blazeþ higher Rede þe bloudie fire truc! Sing o fuc! Lhude sing o fuc! Sing o fuc! Lhud...

The Daily Schmuckraker Believe it or not, life's not all sex scandals, murder, war, muck-raking, necrophilia, greed, cash-digging, and g...

One lady I don't know said that we were very irreverent. Melbourne performance poet Tim Train gave a very non-committed review of "...

Right about now I'm going absolutely fucking crazy about nectarines. Nectarines nectarines nectarines. I can't get enough of them. Y...

Folks, it was just me, my snack, and the rest of the office. It was my second day back at work, and as usual on such occasions, things quick...

Today, I ate two icecreams and measured a fridge. But just imagine if that had happened the other way around, and I'd measured an icecre...

Last night, I saw Jaws , a subtle yet realistic portrait of a killer shark that kills. It begins a bit misleadingly, with little killing or ...

I saw Avatar. I liked it.

Mountain sitting Fruit bowling Cardboard boxing Indoor track and field Synchronised snoring.