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THE PEOPLE'S REVOLUTIONARY PARTY AGAINST THE GLOBAL CAPITALIST HEGEMONY OF OPPRESSOR JACKIE-APPEAR-IN-EVERY-GARDENING-MAGAZINE-THAT-EVER...

Perhaps it is because people, collectively, have much less hair than just about any other mammal wandering about that we spend so much time ...

The sadly inevitable coming of spring would not be half so depressing but for the fact that so many people hereabouts seem to be actually lo...

I was literally sitting down a few minutes ago when the news that "According to the dictionary, "literally" now also means ...

I'm confused. Okay, I'm always confused and I'm confused about my confusion even more than that, and while my general state of q...

The Baron and I just ate a fine vintage of Freddo Frog. Up until this point I hadn't even been aware that Freddo could have a vintage, b...

This morning I put Barry in the fridge. "There you go, Barry," I said soothingly. "It's all right now." I like to th...

For today's Truth In Labelling Study, we examine Arnott's Nice biscuits. Are Arnott's Nice biscuits actually nice biscuits...

In 1991 Sandor Katz contracted HIV and, looking for a change of life, went to live at a cooperative queer homestead in the woods. He milked ...

There's nothing like stopping at the shop counter at the natural food store with a hat in your hand and a bag in your other hand while r...

As you may know, I am a supporter of the wearing of ties on the weekend. Unsurprising, then, that I ended up living in Lalor, a suburb where...

"Crosswords won't cut it", announces the SMH . "orgasms are key to a healthy brain". Well now. Depends on the cros...

As you will probably be aware, I have a lot of latest obsessions. Beer, cheese, origami, cheesy origami beer, you name it, I'm obsessed ...

EVERYWHERE, MONDAY. Concerns have been raised amongst the community of concerned people following scientific revelations by scientists that...

Man! Manly! Manly men! I'm fuddy-duddyish enough to think that the word 'man' is not only a simple way to describe one gender bu...

Contrary to popular prejudice, the Great Escape did not happen some six decades ago in Germany. It happened yesterday. In our own front yard...

To be or not to be Eg or not eg ie, that is, i.e., QE, to sum up, D. 2B or 2B not, --- or ...? Colons: single; or semi? Dou...

A few months ago I submitted a short poem about Thomastown to Red Room's Disappearing project - the idea of it was for poets to write ...

Spurtles are ace and you've got to use them to make you morning porridge because tradition and stuff, but every time you get to the poin...

So I was just reading the news the other day, and apparently it's now illegal to abort babies masturbating in the womb in Texas because....