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Monday, November 30, 2015

In the beginning was the code

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Are selfies really real? Who's the I behind the Pod? What's the G in OMG? Is it Gosh or is it God? Do we float in cybersp...

On this day in history....

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This day, 30 November 2015, marks the 100th anniversary of the official passing of the  Women's Mansplaination Act in Australian Parliam...
Saturday, November 28, 2015

Rumours that Malcolm Turnbull is actually drinking cocktails of artistic tears out of a golden diamond-encrusted beaker have been unsubstantiated

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WTFF News - Australian Government announces the creation of a new fund of artistic tears The Australian Government has announced the creati...
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Thursday, November 26, 2015

Punkt!

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One iott or one tytle of the lawe shall not scape. - Matthew 5:18, the Tindale Bible  "I like the idea of a whole class devoted to d...
Tuesday, November 24, 2015

College students denounce college as cultural appropriation

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YALE, MONDAY: College students in the US have denounced college as cultural appropriation, taking to the streets to protest against themselv...
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Friday, November 20, 2015

An argument against self-expression

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An argument against self-expression It's time for keeping out of touch. It's time for saying less.  To say too little, not to...

Prior

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Maddy Prior. Prior Maddy. Maddy, priory.
Friday, November 13, 2015

Etiquette for dogs

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Big dogs: when sniffing a little dog's bum, allow a grace period so the little dog has time to swirl around and give your own bum the ap...
Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Contra Star Wars

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Oh, sod off with your Dark Side and your Light Saber and your Yoda says something profound with customary mixed up syntax. Sod off with your...
Tuesday, November 10, 2015

A medicament predicament

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Just how do you make a chicken eat medicine*? Normally it's easy to feed a chicken; they eat anything. Though strangely, an exception to...
Friday, October 30, 2015

The Adamite mystery

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Researchers create blackest material ever made (Phys.org)—A team of researchers at King Abdulla University of Science and Technology in Sau...
Thursday, October 29, 2015

Hi-tech home employment

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In my house, I have two cardboard boxes in two separate rooms. Occasionally, I will scribble something on a piece of paper and put it in one...
Tuesday, October 27, 2015

I failed the Clerihew class

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Edith Sitwell Didn't.
Friday, October 23, 2015

The adventures of Frau Umlaut and the bad case of diaresis

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It's the first night of German language classes, and we are all about to learn the two principal grammatical cases of the language, the ...
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Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Proety

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Lines written after seeing a headline in a local newspaper Action group wants facts!  Facts group wants action.  Faction calls for ...
Sunday, October 11, 2015

An essay demonstrating that cake is better than biscuits

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INTRODUCTION Cake is better than biscuits. I maintain this, having had extensive experience eating both cake and biscuits, singly and along...
Tuesday, October 06, 2015

How to debate hypothetical vegans

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Earlier today, down at the shops, just as I was simultaneously buying an ice cream (Cornetto, thanks for asking) and planning a daredevil es...
Sunday, October 04, 2015

Sunday poem

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Half a league, half a league,  Half a league backwards, Boldly they rode and well Out of the jaws of hell, Stormed back from shot a...
Saturday, October 03, 2015

Lines about the Grand Final that don't go anywhere in particular...

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It's AFL Grand Final time and I haven't been this excited since Phar Lap won the Ashes against the South Sydney Rabbitohs. But we...
Saturday, September 26, 2015

How can it bee: an existential dilemma

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From time to time I have attempted to upload pictures of our bees to the internet, though not with much success. This has caused something o...
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