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''IT IS THE TIME', said Macca to Wally, 'To go down the hill in our shopping trolley' 'Then let it be so', ...

You know, there's been a lot of talk lately about kids not being able to sing carols in schools anymore and what not, but I don't kn...

Hello and here is an article about euthanasia and for no reason here are some exciting new medical euphemisms I invented. Treatment for e...

Some write to state their meaning clearly I write to make mine foggy So readers get it not quite nearly And leave off, feeling groggy...

Beer tastings are weird. Grown men nod sagely over tiny glasses and agree that butterscotch is bad, honey is bad, green apple and red apple ...

You want to know what I'm thinking about? (And if you don't want to know, you should want to want to know). Tardigrade sex, that...

Actual conversation that actually just happened: *Ringring* *Ringring* TIM: Hello?  LADY:We're ringing to talk about your gaffe su...

'Irregardless' is, too all intensive purposes, a misunderestimated word. There are currently many such words and phrases in our Engl...

The Mormons  are coming along the street With a bite for every dog to eat And a sheaf of wheat for your pet galah The Mormons are com...

No fancy technology for us back in the 1690s, let me tell you. If we wanted a merkin, we had to make it ourselves. 1. Monday morning rep...

Presenting a Spoonerist poem about the US election Do words Trump facts?  Are facts Trump's words?  Are frump's words tact?  ...

...In a strongly worded email to students at both campuses, student-government presidents Rachel Grisham and Quinn Haaga warned their commu...

You know those toothpaste ads they used to screen when we were kids? There'd be a smiling lady with perfect teeth, and she'd layer f...

Scientists have the potential to be great leaders – indeed, to change the world – but we are sorely under-represented at the nation's h...

A short while ago I heard someone discussing the possibility of mandatory health checks at work. Health at work is important, isn't it...

Beatrice the cat just walked into the laundry, did a poo behind the litter, commenced to clean the litter up, and then asked to go outside. ...

It's all 'Bulldogs' this and 'Swans' that and 'Magpies', 'Lions' and 'Bombers' with some people....

The things you learn on the bus. If you miss the bus, clearly the best way is to shout at the bus driver (as they're stuck behind anothe...

That one time the Baron called me on the video thing on the iPhone when I was on the loo in the middle of doing what you do when you go to t...

I wrote this last night. I have no idea what it means. The Rules 1. Appropriation Is appropriate In some (appropriate) Creations. 2...