Will Type For Food

I was in the garden this afternoon when, crouching down by the back of the beehives, I found a furtive eggplant. There is no eggplant, er, p...

My chip has fallen to the floor. The bar is crowded. I look down. Sehnsucht . A lawless longing for The unattainable. I frown.

STUDY: people who stay up late and are messy and get distracted easily and are five foot two and prefer dark chocolate and have a moustache ...

I offer this poem to all: parents, aspiring parents and offspring alike. Dear Mistress, dear Master,  We render to thee A morsel of...

'Glittering' is a glittery word. 'Glistering' is a glittery word. 'Lustre' is a glittery word too. But combine them ...

Ēadig, þec tō mētenne, fréondléasta! Behealden! "Anglo-Saxon Doge". Georne!  

A poem in excellent taste "Fair fa' your honest sonsie face" - Ye carbo-gluto-great disgrace! For years the Haggis se...

At a time when the whole art world was going wiggly-woggly and frilly-frolly with noblets and nodules and nipples galore, look at what one C...

From the lesser known Big Fat Lies translation of the Bible.  "Be as sly as serpents, and as gentle as serpents." "If som...

Hey there! This is a blog post solely intended for the purpose of not challenging your perceptions and not requiring any actual thought or e...

Female traffic light signals to go up at pedestrian crossing as Committee for Melbourne tackles 'unconscious bias' Pedestrian traf...

Resting bitch face. Besting rich face. Itching breast face. Resting butch face. Thank you for your time. PS - I've ...

Welcome to Poetic reviews of Craft Beer, the internet's hippest happening little club for such hiptacular happenings! Are you ready? HER...

SYDNEY - A robotic sex doll who belongs to a sweaty 60 year old man named Gary has expressed her dissatisfaction at being treated as just a ...

An XYZ poem (Written in response to a Gippy Poets challenge) We've all heard of ABC, Who have brought you such hits as ABC N...

Picking up on the theme of a previous post, here's an underexaggeration rap! Underexaggeration rap Yo look at me I'm a bigar...

Chuck a couple of pillows on the sofa, light the beeswax candles, and put a four-voiced whale song fugue on the CD player, folks - it's ...

Well, we've all heard of over-exaggerations, haven't we? But what about under-exaggeration? It's a little explored artistic tech...