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Useful useless jobs Maker of zips for fake pockets Church gargoyle feeder Umlaut weigher Pre-ripper of invisible jeans Snark breeder ...

Hugs are always awkward. In fact that's probably what hugs were invented for, cheap and efficient awkwardness on a global scale. Ther...

Oy you lot, drop what you're doing! I can't believe we didn't start talking about Robert Frost's poem The Road Not Taken fiv...

Pub tongue twister - if you can recite it perfectly, then you clearly haven't had enough to drink. The bald bard bawled By the ba...

SCENE: A doctor's office. The DOCTOR is sitting at the desk going through his notes. In through the door comes MARCEL MARCEAU.  ...

Seeking for pluperfection Had I the hat that I had had  When I had had a hat  Ah! Then the hat that I had had Would have to have ...

Right, world, listen up. You've kept us waiting too long and we all demand the answer to this question: What on earth do homeschoolers...

A few years ago the venerable institution going by the venerable name of Slamalamadingdong held an 'Anything Goes' poetry slam at t...

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Crocs.  Crocs with socks.  Crocs with socks and a box of chocs. 

Boris Johnson struggles in interview   Boris Johnson seemed to struggle when asked by Eddie Mair on BBC Radio 4's PM to explain how pla...

I was in the garden this afternoon when, crouching down by the back of the beehives, I found a furtive eggplant. There is no eggplant, er, p...

My chip has fallen to the floor. The bar is crowded. I look down. Sehnsucht . A lawless longing for The unattainable. I frown.

STUDY: people who stay up late and are messy and get distracted easily and are five foot two and prefer dark chocolate and have a moustache ...

I offer this poem to all: parents, aspiring parents and offspring alike. Dear Mistress, dear Master,  We render to thee A morsel of...

'Glittering' is a glittery word. 'Glistering' is a glittery word. 'Lustre' is a glittery word too. But combine them ...

Ēadig, þec tō mētenne, fréondléasta! Behealden! "Anglo-Saxon Doge". Georne!  

A poem in excellent taste "Fair fa' your honest sonsie face" - Ye carbo-gluto-great disgrace! For years the Haggis se...

At a time when the whole art world was going wiggly-woggly and frilly-frolly with noblets and nodules and nipples galore, look at what one C...