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HANDSHAKES could be banned under new workplace rules to avoid expensive sexual harassment claims, an expert has said. - The Sun SCENE: Th...

A Defence of Good, Old-Fashioned Food  Patch (dog & food critic) by renowned food critic Patch. Australia has had nothing less...

Orchestral music should never be played in the afternoon. Romantic piano concertos are particularly depressing at that time. Chamber music...

Dad noticed one of those silly "This door is alarmed" signs the other day and suggests in his letter "This.... could be a sub...

Saw a meme the other day saying there sometimes weren't enough swear words to express how you really felt. Well, I thought, that's e...

(Incredibly timely humour from me, as you can see...) Hello, and welcome to another episode of A Contentious Issue Discussed by Two Apathe...

Isn't it just awful how Christmas become so commercialised? On an unrelated note, my book would make a great Christmas present for every...

1) ARE WE JUST GOING TO STAND BY AND TAKE IT? a) Yes. b) No. c) Maybe. d) All of the above. 2) Am I right or am I right? a) You are ri...

1. To a slow tantalising melody the stripper sensuously and lingeringly puts clothes on. She teasingly pulls on a cosy jumper. Then she play...

Cadburys changed their chocolate Roses. Did you know that? "They've changed chocolate Roses!" the Baron announced to me yeste...

Well wouldn't you know, I was absolutely beside myself. Which was awkward, because it was a rather cliched position to put myself in. So...

How come the cat never lets me sit on her lap? How many fur balls do cats make in their life? Is it related to how many words a man must u...

One morning, and I don't know when, the good citizens of Epping, Victoria, woke up with some confusion to find their quiet country town ...

Or: why you should never get grammatical, scientific, or any type of advice from Tim whatsoever.  Quark is quark is quark. Quark is just a...

New literary variations on the femme fatale (who, as everyone knows, lures unsuspecting men to their doom using her fatal femme wiles): Em...

When you're an intellectual, your job is to think thoughts, and occasionally you think a thought that is so thinky that it goes thunk. B...

The fearful monument to an ancient civilisation had stood in the forest for eon upon eon, untouched by human hands, when I first happened up...

For those of you not as au fait with the trending events, current occurrences, and occurring trends of the present day, let me bring you up...

Ut, adit, ob, etaerio - I think we can all agree that these are all incredibly important concepts, as they allow us all to win important poi...

Not all men! No tall men! On mall ten! Non mallet! Mall net on! Loan ten, ML! Anent moll! - from Songs and Sonnets of the MRAs .  ...