A Number of Television Shows Could Be Improved By The Addition of A Dalek

It has always been my firm and unwavering conviction since this morning that the quality of shows on television could be vastly improved by the addition of a Dalek.

DALEK TELEVISION

Parkinson and a Dalek
(See below)
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The Bill and the Daleks
PC Ackland discovers a portal to the planet Skaro in a public housing block in the west-end of Sunhill.
PG

The Daleks of Hazzard
Psychopathic octopus-like creatures in tin cans who spend their time racing one another in slightly larger tin-cans.
PG

Dalek Hymns of Praise
Featuring the Aluminium Bucket Chorus singing "Davros is my Shepherd", "The Thalls Must Be Destroyed", and that old favourite, "The Exterminate Chorus". Coming this week from Shrewsbury Chapel.
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Dharma and Greg and a Dalek
Dharma and Greg have a new flatmate on vacation from Skaro. The only problem is, whenever Dharma brings a boyfriend home, he exterminates them! Whacky comedy from the US.
PG

The Simple Dalek Life
Reality show. Each week, different couples take turns on a Dalek farm in Iowa.
PG

Help! I'm a Dalek! Get Me Out of Here!
Reality show. A Dalek is set down in the wilderness with a group of doped-up ferals. He'd exterminate them, but he's had one too many tokes of the waccy-baccy himself.
PG

My Three Daleks
Re-run of a popular American sitcom about a regular guy who has three Daleks for sons.
G

Trading Dalek Places
An evil octopod creature who lives in a tin-can swaps places with international supermodel Paris Hilton. How long can they keep this up without anyone noticing? In this episode, both the Dalek and Hilton find they like it better this way. Also, the Dalek has a one-night stand! But could this lead to an ongoing relationship?

PG

Resistance Is Futile
Current affairs program.
G

Davros's First Tuesday Book Club
You must read the Master's favourite books or be exterminated. No, we're serious.
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