There used to be many a slip 'twicks knees and the hips on skirted women who cared about men who stared. But now its all slacks made of cotton or flax making knickers more optional even though still functional.
Wear some lacy lingerie underneath that three piece suit: Your colleagues and your work mates may not know it, But wear some lacy lingerie underneath that three piece suit: You never know. Some day you may want to show it.
Always wear socks,
ReplyDeleteAnd a clean pair of jocks.
When you drop by at the vicar's
ReplyDeleteDon't forget to wear your knickers.
The white singlet underwear
ReplyDeleteMeans you're hopelessly square.
Doesn't matter what your flaws,
ReplyDeleteMake sure that you wear your drawers.
Whether you're in Bath or Dorset
ReplyDeleteNever fail to lace your corset.
If you wish to 'scape the rumours
ReplyDeleteEnsure that you've got your bloomers.
I never offend, as
ReplyDeleteI wear my suspenders.
Perkins
ReplyDeleteApproves of merkins.
No Marco!
ReplyDeleteNever go commando!
There once was a man from Woking
ReplyDeleteWho only ever wore one stocking
The leg with no hose
Became really quite froze
There's no reason to find it shocking
Even antaloons
ReplyDeleteWear pantaloons.
Some wear their unders over,
ReplyDeleteAnd their overs under.
I don't know why they do it.
It really makes you wonder.
Some ONLY wear their unders.
They're unders under nowt.
They're unders that aren't under -
They wear their welcome out.
So wear your overs over
Your undered underpants.
You can display them later,
Given half a chance.
That underwear by Shane Warne
ReplyDeleteShould never be worn
(or at least not at all
unless you've cricket balls)
I'll take that as a Warne-ing.
ReplyDeleteThere used to be
ReplyDeletemany a slip
'twicks knees and the hips
on skirted women who cared
about men who stared.
But now its all slacks
made of cotton or flax
making knickers more optional
even though still functional.
Sorry that last one was not really didactic enough, I guess...
ReplyDeleteI don't know about that, but I would quibble about your spelling. The correct spelling, I believe, is 'twixt', not 'twicks'.
ReplyDelete[/pedantic]
Oh yeah, sorry was typing it off in a hurry. Anyhow, maybe my final entry:
ReplyDeleteYoung Men:
while it may be quite fun,
you'll be thought rather rum
if you're exposed
wearing Mum's pantyhose.
You can't go wrong
ReplyDeletewith a thong
Wear some lacy lingerie underneath that three piece suit:
ReplyDeleteYour colleagues and your work mates may not know it,
But wear some lacy lingerie underneath that three piece suit:
You never know. Some day you may want to show it.
Don't be flighty -
ReplyDeleteWear a nighty.
Pack a chemise
ReplyDeleteIn your valise.
You can avoid creating a social rift:
ReplyDeleteJust wear a shift.
On Underpants:
ReplyDeleteStretching the elastic
Is less than fantastic.