The time for the ancient ceremony has arrived

''IT IS THE TIME', said Macca to Wally,

'To go down the hill in our shopping trolley'

'Then let it be so', said Wally, and Lo!

They went down and smashed up like FUCK in the valley below.

Who the heck is Carol?

You know, there's been a lot of talk lately about kids not being able to sing carols in schools anymore and what not, but I don't know. I think I've come up with the perfect carol for such situations. Nobody could possibly get offended by it at all.

Nobody Knows Carol

Where are we going? 

Nobody knows. 

Where do we come from? 

Nobody knows. 

Why celebrations? 

(Not very clear)

Just as we did

The same time last year - 

It's not very clear

What nobody knows

And nobody knows

What nobody knows - 

Nobody, nobody knows. 

Whose birthday is it? 

What's all this for? 

Nobody knows

Plus we're not really sure - 

We hope it is merry,

Though who can tell why? 

If nobody talks

Nobody will lie - 

Though who can tell why

If nobody knows

And nobody knows

What nobody knows - 

Nobody, nobody knows. 

Would I tell if I should,

Should I tell if I could? 

Nobody knows

If I should or would - 

So don't even think

And don't ask don't tell

For no-one was born

And it's just as well

And don't ask don't tell

What nobody knows

For nobody knows

What nobody knows - 

Nobody, nobody knows. 

*Whispers*. Merry Christmas everyone. 

It's alive! I hear they have a pill for that now!

Hello and here is an article about euthanasia and for no reason here are some exciting new medical euphemisms I invented.

Treatment for existential dependence disorder.

Performing whole body amputations.

Involuntary respiratory therapy.

Pre-vegetative state.

Suffering from unified personality disorder.

Extreme delayed terminus syndrome (EDTS).

Euthanasia for persistent non-dysfunctionality.

Suffers from existential ideation.

Subjective continuation dysfunction.

Alleviation of sense of severe normalisation and ongoing prolongation of being.

Treatment for over-functionality of self-actualisation.

Systematic externally-induced nescience.

Standing under what?

Some write to state their meaning clearly

I write to make mine foggy

So readers get it not quite nearly

And leave off, feeling groggy. 

Do comment if you don't understand, and don't comment if you do understand.