German cliche poem
Sehnsucht for Schadenfreude!
My Weltschmerz smarts today.
Perhaps it's just the Zeitgeist,
But my Trauma's all tun weh.
Perhaps I'll learn to like it -
Go back to Kindergarten,
Where die Welt is ohne Schmerz,
All Freude, and no Schaden.
No, this Klima's not so prima,
And my Angst has taken fright -
I think I'll have a Wanderung
In my Waldeinsamkeit.