When Christmas forgot it was Christmas
When Christmas forgot it was Christmas,
She never could answer why;
Perhaps she was tired and distracted,
Or maybe just feeling too shy;
Perhaps she had mislaid the address,
For who could have forgotten the date?
But Christmas forgot it was Christmas,
And arrived one day too late.
When Christmas forgot it was Christmas,
She was reeling and feeling confused;
Perhaps she was still hungover
From that end-of-year party with Suz.
Was it due to the leap year or lockdowns?
She was getting herself into state -
But Christmas was Christmas for all that,
And decided to overcompensate.
She filled every bowl to the brimful,
And poured foaming pintfuls of beer;
For when Christmas forgot it was Christmas,
It was Christmas each day for a year;
Each day a new friend and new party,
Each day a steaming-rich plate;
For when Christmas forgot it was Christmas,
They all said it was well worth the wait -
Let's hold Christmas again next Christmas,
But let's hold it a day too late.