Apparently haiku have to be about nature to be properly considered haiku. What about natural numbers? I’m pretty sure they count. Yeah - they totally count.
The number Seven
Has no body casts no shade
Is still natural
It has no time for
One, four, five, three, six fuck six
That low down has been
Not to mention you
You’re not even a number
Like what the fuck dude
Seven is awesome
It totally doesn’t hold
A gun to my head
Hooray for seven
More natural than nature
Please can I go home.