AN ANNOUNCEMENT
If you ask me how I am, I won't tell you.
That's just the way I am.
If you don't ask me how I am, I won't tell you.
It's important to be consistent.
If you ask me how I'm not, I might tell you.
Just to keep you on your toes.
If you don't ask me how I'm not, I might tell you anyway.
That's just the way it goes.
So, to sum up:
don't ask me how I am, because if you do, I won't. But do ask me how I'm not, because I might, and if you don't ask me how I'm not, I might anyway. So you might as well. Or might not.
Thank you for your time.
