This poached egg with sumac on wholegrain toast says, "I don't think you should keep on seeing Brad."
This light arugula and fetta salad tossed with a fresh vinaigrette says "You don't look good in that dress."
This organic-fair-trade-light-almond-and-soy-medium latte says, "You're running away from your marital problems. I think you should see a counsellor."
This paleo-wrap with a pomegranate sauce says "Paleo is bullshit."