Pandemic rock ballad

In the Age of Paranoia the Annoyer is upon us, 

He's the hyper of hyperbole and hypochondria;

Well they say what doesn't kill us only makes us apathetic - 

It's pathetic how pathetic we all are. 

CHORUS: 

Yeah let's get psycho... psycho... psychosomatic

I don't want to get dramatic

And you say I shouldn't get it

And I get it

But I wanna get with you. 

Well I met her in the back bar in a dim and dingy lockdown,

They were neither closed nor open and that's all that I can tell; 

And I told her in an instant I was positive I loved her, 

But she said as she looked back she was positive as well. 

CHORUS: 

Oh let's get psycho... psycho... psychosomatic

I don't want to get dramatic

And you say I shouldn't get it

And I get it

But I wanna get with you. 

So I'm sitting with my telly and a show that's called The Symptoms 

And they're rolling the end credits but the ending never comes

Don't want to join this never never never ending story, no - 

Where the variants are silent and the QR codes are schtumm.  

CHORUS: 

Well let's get psycho... psycho... psychosomatic

I don't want to get dramatic

And you say I shouldn't get it 

And I get it 

But I wanna get with you. 

FADE OUT: 

Psycho... psycho... psychosomatic... psycho... psycho... psychosomatic... psycho... psycho... psychosomatic... psycho... psycho... psychosomatic...