Some new words. I give them to you to use.

 Definitions still being worked out. The more imprecise the better.

furthermoreover

whenevertheless

thereforlorn 

whithersoevermoreorless

thingamijiggerypokery

irksomewhat/irksomewhatnot

somewhatever

howbeitchiness

whomniscience 

imprescient

contrariwiseguy