Things ranked in numerical order of importance, with number one being the most important
Toast spreads
1. Honey.
2. Marmalade.
3. Cherry jam.
4. Blackberry jam.
5. Strawberry jam.
6. Vegemite.
Marmalade and honey are effectively interchangeable, as the fruity piquancy of marmalade is rather special; however, there are few things that can top the rich, liquid gold taste of honey.
Alcoholic beverages
1. Beer.
2. Wine.
Furniture
1. Couches.
2. Tables.
3. Seats.
Couches are wonderfully all-purpose, since they can effectively act as seats, tables, and beds, often all at once.
Caffeinated beverages
1. Coffee.
2. Tea.
3. Kaluah.
Virtues
1. Faith.
2. Hope.
3. Love.
Of course, from St Paul.
Football teams
1. The Richmond Tigers.
2. The rest.
Chocolate
1. Chocolate.
Augustine age writers
1. Dr Samuel Johnson.
2. Christopher Smart.
3. John Swift.
4. Alexander Pope.
Numbers
1. 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.112
2. 2.
The parts of a book
1. The middle
2. The start.
3. The end.
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