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Monday, February 03, 2014

A great novel, summarised in verse

The following novel may or may not exist. But if anyone challenges me, "This isn't fiction at all! You just made it all up!", then my only answer is, "Yes, but it's all true, dammit!"

A GREAT NOVEL
Summarised briefly
In verse

Her breast
He pressed
Unto his chest,
Caressed.... 
The rest. 

Distressed, 
Obsessed, 
Depressed - 
Molest molest molest molest molest. 

"Good sir, unhand the lady, lest" - 
"Well, do your best!" 
"I'll put your weapon to the test!" 
"Murder! Fire! Arrest! Arrest!" 

Digressed, 
Went west. 
There met an old time friend, 
When pressed, 
Confessed - 
Incest. 

EPILOGUE
It was only in the summer of that fateful year we found she had been demonically possessed.

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