(A demure older woman dressed for work enters a busy inner-city office where all the team are gathered around for a meeting)
OLDER WOMAN: Hello!
BOSS: As I was saying...
OOH YOU'LL BE SCARED
BOSS: So, any suggestions anyone?
OLDER WOMAN: Yes, actually...
BOSS: Good. So, now, moving on....
IT'S OLDER WOMAN NINJA
OLDER WOMAN: How about...
OLDER WOMAN: Here's an idea!
OLDER WOMAN: We might like to discuss...
HOW DOES SHE AVOID BEING SEEN BY HER ENEMIES?
OLDER WOMAN: Or what about...
ANOTHER BRILLIANT VICTORY FOR OLDER WOMAN NINJA
OLDER WOMAN: Oh, that's all right.
APPROXIMATELY 70 PER CENT OF EVIL SUPERVILLAINS ARE FOILED BY OLDER WOMAN NINJAS.
STAY TUNED, BECAUSE LATER IN THE PROGRAM....
SOOKY LALA: Ooh you're being racist against homophobes by not screening this footage!
POLITICAL BIAS NINJA! THE LEAST INTERESTING NINJA OF THEM ALL!
Tim, your links stink, you fink!
- John Bangsund's Threepenny Planet
- Broken Biro
- Poetry 24
- Superlative scribbles
- Kirstyn McD!
- Rorrim a tsomla almost a mirror
- More Sterne
- Cam the man from the Dan.
- Too hot to Raaaaaaandallllllll!
- Erin's Excellently Everlasting Effervescements!
- Slammy Infamy
- Hail Paco!
- Baron Blandwagon, purveyor of cyberbunnies, hawker of Roger Corman, and Misruler of the Multiverse
- The Bolta. Aiyeeeeee!!!!!
- Bad Apple Audrey
- The cartoon church
- Sir Martinkus
- A Zemblanian abroad and at home
- A hodge podge of hotzeplotz
- THE SLAMMA!
- Jottlesby's nottings, or should that be Nottlesby's jottings?
- The Snarking of the Hunt
- Jazzy Hands
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- David the Barista
- The Blogger on the Cast Iron Balcony
- Be an Opinion Dominion Minion!
- ... and Fel
- His brilliant career - from whale sushi to crumbed prawn
- Jo Blogs
- Yet another Tim
- Was two peas, now three peas
- ... Still Life - now with extra rotating cats!
- An Amazingly Awesome Australian Ampersand!
- Blink and you'll miss 'er
- Red in the land of the tigers!
- Wire of Vibe
- Chase him, ladies, he's in the cavalry!
- The Non-palindromical Editrix in Germanium
- Old Sterne
- The briefs...
- ... and the brieflets
- The Purple Blog
- Blairville, lair of all that is wicked and perfidious
- The enticingly acronymical CSH
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