Made it by the skin of my hen's teeth.
Raining cats and dogs and gooses bridles out there.
Be there before you can say two shakes of the lamb's tail.
Failing to dare to win is planning to dream of failure.
He holds all the cards, and we're just pawns in his deadly game of bluff and Russian roulette.
No end of the light at the end of the tunnel in sight.
As cold as a white cat in a snowstorm out there.
Cripes van Damme!
Going to see a man about a shaggy cat and dog story.
Makes as much sense as a kangaroo short of a six pack.
We're all in the dark. But do you see where I'm going with this?
Tim, your links stink, you fink!
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