Rhyme scheme

Just like businesses and corporations have earnings strategies, efficiency targets, mid-year goals and fiscal outlooks, poets have rhyme schemes. Chaucer had the Rhyme Royal. Pope had Heroic Couplets. Spenser had his own Spenserian Stanza. Dante had Ottava Rima. Whitman didn't have any, but he made so much noise and waved his arms about in a wild and distracting manner, so people thought that he did. Auden had pretty much all of them. I thought it was about time we gave this blog a rhyme scheme, too.

cat	hat pit-a-pat mat sat fat flat contrived to have an uzi hidden beneath his gaily-coloured cravat
dog	log  fog mog smog snog Dutch clog  Dirk Harthog
night	light flight might blight height bright kite sight spite  sprite Vegemite
incentivise	itemise synchronise corporate enterprise exercise  estuarise strategically advise mild surmise "Smithers, I can't help but feeling that this once-proud institution is full of spies" sad demise

The results of this rhyme scheme will shortly be released in a growth-profit matrix, with Powerpoint, a three-day workshop presentation, and a little blue booklet. I really think we're going places with this one.