No, wait, go with me on this.
To have sharp feline claws repeatedly kneading his stomach into submission through his cosy jumper. (Convinced yet?) To have a purring predator making itself fiercely comfortably on his very own lap - with those purrs sure to break into growls if the man should dare to move himself in the slightest. And then - luxury of luxuries! - to have the aroma of the tin of Fancy Feast that you fed her two nights ago belched joyously up into your face as you contemplate the ways of fate that have led up to this glorious shining moment of cat sitting.
This is to beWait! Come back! I haven't finished yet!
Good, great and joyous, beautiful and free;
This is alone Life, Joy, Empire and Victory.
At least get me a cup of coffee while you're up?