The advantages and disadvantages of nudism
1. It's nice and cool to let all weathers
Play on your nipples and your nethers.
2. It's nice and cool - until it's cold.
3. It's lots of fun for young and old.
4: But: mum won't like it if she's told.
5. It feels delightful to be free
For breakfast, dinner, lunch, and tea.
6. You could get caught in nooks and chinks
Or doors, drawers, cupboards, laundry sinks.
7. Sunshine gives you a pleasant zing.
8. But sunburn, also, is A Thing.
9. It's very economically efficient.*
10. What if, by chance, the neighbours see?
11. What if, by chance, the neighbours see?
12. It's such a very simple way
To be at one with Nature every day
13. Being nude, you cannot wear a tie.
*No rhyme: this line is self-sufficient.