Beatrice the cat just walked into the laundry, did a poo behind the litter, commenced to clean the litter up, and then asked to go outside.
This strikes me as being a superb example of cat logic.
Let's apply it to my own life:
- Get some bread, butter, and a knife, Put the butter and knife in the toaster and turn them on. When the toaster malfunctions, eat the bread!
- Get a broom and sweep up the contents of the compost bin. Then come inside and throw it in the fridge!
- Pay two dollars to the chickens, walk down the road, steal a chocolate bar from the 7/11, and then take it home and eat the plastic!
- Take all my clothes off and lie naked next to the bathtub for half an hour, singing songs like 'Rubber Ducky'. Then dry myself off, put my clothes on, start running the bath, and leave the house for the afternoon!
Actually - you know, cat logic actually sounds kind of fun. I should try this some time....
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