Throughout history, men have been oppressed by the brutal domination of the matriarchy. Also, something about hairy-lipped lesbians. This is why the Men's Activist Commune (MAC) would like to lead the way in reclaiming aspects of popular culture. Let's start with this song.
Hot cross buns! Hot cross buns!Now just look at those lines
One a penny! Two a penny!
Hot cross buns!
If you have no daughters
Then give them to your son!!
One a penny! Two a penny!
Hot cross buns!
If you have no daughtersIt is quite simply appalling how this unfairly privileges, yet again, one gender over another. Yet you won't hear the politically-correct whoofters or the negative nanny-state nellies complain about this one, won't you? Therefore, MAC would like to propose a simple change:
Then give them to your sons!
If you have no sonsWhat could be simpler and more positive than that? MAC fails to see what problem anyone could have with this. Another change is also possible:
Give them too the other ones!
Brothers, sisters, mothers,You hear the left-wing lala-landers whinging all the time about inclusivity and tolerance, but when it comes down to it, not one of them would be willing to make these changes to this song, or others. This is disgusting! Also, remember, hairy-lipped lesbians.
Fathers, daughters, sons!
This post has been brought to you by the Men's Activist Commune (MAC). Proudly growing our own tofu without Feminine Domination since 1972! Happy Easter.
WillTypeForFood does not endorse the contents of this post. WillTypeForFood actually doesn't know how it got there. WillTypeForFood just woke up one morning, and whizzo, all of a sudden it had just appeared on WillTypeForFood's computer. No, seriously.... um, okay. Yeah, happy easter...!
3 comments:
Your blog kicks ass! Do you guys have a "follow" button anywhere on your blog that I can't find?
Hey, thanks! And good question Susan- I DO have followers, though I've no idea how they do it. (I don't follow any blogs - I do read a lot regularly, but never bothered with a 'follow' button). I'll have a look around and see how it's done...!
Nice work. I came across your blog while “blog surfing” using the Next Blog button on the blue Nav Bar located at the top of my blogger.com site. I frequently just travel around looking for other blogs which exist on the Internet, and the various, creative ways in which people express themselves. Thanks for sharing.
Post a Comment