Sunday, May 29, 2011
But why must I remove my comfortable socks?
Life was never meant to be perfect. But why should it be necessary to remove your warm jumper, your cosy jeans, and your comfortable socks in order to get into the warm, cosy, and comfortable bath? Surely a way could be organised so that one's comfortable socks could stay on and stay comfortable while one is in the bath? Those people who specialise in such areas of study (whatever they are) should get onto it.
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2 comments:
Tim, you don't need remove those items from your person. You simply need to remove your person from those items. Socks have rights too!
How right you are. Instead of personing the sock, you sock the person. BAM! Right in the kisser. That's diplomacy!
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