Post apocalyptic love songs

1.
If you were the last man on earth
And I were the second-last girl
And we were trapped in a room while the robo-drones swooped overhead
And I was slightly deranged
And you were very psychotic
And our union was deemed necessary by the ruling android powers for the safety and stability of the human race on an ongoing basis
And those android powers had guns that were
Bigger
Better
And much more likely to cause damage on a physical, psychological, emotional, spiritual, and every other basis whatsoever
Than our own,
Nope,
Sorry mister,
Still wouldn't do it.

2.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
And, thanks to the unpredictable mutations resulting from the horrendous amounts of gamma radiation left behind as a result of the last millennia of intergalactic war,
So are you.