I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all steamed up
Then I shout
The most horrifying anti-semitic slogans imaginable which are frankly unrepeatable on the internet because I want to stop the spread of hate.
(From that story we've all heard already...
JC Penney isn't anything like Hitler. But its Michael Graves Stainless Steel Tea Kettle is. The fact that its profile looks eerily like the Fuhrer's mien caused a stir online Tuesday, forcing the company to deny that it had any intention of introducing dictator silhouettes to its small appliances line.
JC Penney's 'Hitler Tea Kettle' Sold Out in Hours Because This Is the Internet)