Considered reflections on the occurrence of Spring Racing Carnival

Or, a grown up nursery rhyme

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Drink a shandy drink a brandy get quite randy

Horsey worsey gallopatrot

Snog your partner pash your cash smooch your hooch and drink a lot

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Champagne bubbles boyfriend troubles grumble rumble fumble fall apart -

Horsey worsey gallopatrot

Evening over spew all over so hungover

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Gallopatrot gallopatrot gallopatrot

Stop.