Care scare

Zap! Again there's screaming in the street,

Then sirens. Cops, too late - and all they find's

The tiny pitter-pat of teddy feet;

Another victim of a Care Bear crime. 

 There was a time when love hearts seemed so cool,

And rainbow diamond lasers were in vogue - 

But no-one thinks that anymore at school,

Not since that ghastly day the Bears went rogue. 

Seems each day now someone we know breaks down,

Statistics of the growing Care Bear scare - 

A mounting paranoia grips our town,

As rainbows sizzle through the panicked air. 

So kids! Say no to fluffy toys and other thrills,

And twinkle stars and all those Care Bear lies - 

They may seem nice and pretty, right until

A Care Bear love heart frizzles out your eyes.

I googled 'Care Bear Mug Shot' and would you believe this is the sort of thing that came up. Shudder!