FACT! In the coming Corbyntopia, there will be a tax on all non-bearded men, with the funds to go to working class women to aid them in their quest for beard reassignment!
FACT! An anagram of Jeremy Corbyn's name is Mereby Jorcyn, which in Rwanda-Rundi roughly translates to "My rhinoceros is on fire!"
FACT! If all the Jeremy Corbyns of the world were laid end to end, from London to Paris, his wife would say, "What are you doing, Jeremy?"
FACT! Beard! Excellent good! Facial hair! Fair future for all! FEROCIOUS AVENGING FACIAL FOLLICLES! IMPORTANT ISSUES! HIRSUTE! RIGHTS FOR ALL! WHO ARE THE REAL TERRORISTS? BEARD!
FACT! There are no more facts!
Vote for beard! Beard will help you!